Collected by: Allison B.
Whenever
something really embarrassing happens to us, it’s usually a little upsetting or
strange at first. But if you look back on it, it just might seem a whole lot
funnier than you remember. Everyone has a moment like this at least one time in
his or her life. Here are some examples from girls our age and their most
embarrassing moments!!!
*I remember one time I was hanging out with friends in my
basement. After we did some other things for a little while, we decided to have
some fun and set up an obstacle course. We made it have a tunnel, a couch jump,
and hula-hoops. I was the first one to try the course, and as I was jumping
through one of the hula-hoops, my pants fell down. While everybody laughed
about it, I quickly tried to pull up my pants, hoping they hadn’t seen too
much!!!
*Not long ago, I was running around
my backyard. My little sister was chasing and throwing the dog’s tennis balls
at me. The only defense I had was a badminton racket that I had found lying
around. After we ran around for a few minutes, I stopped when she was right in
front of me and put the racket to my face. As I slowly walked backwards, looking
at her. Before I knew it, I turned around and smashed right into a tetherball
pole. My legs tucked under me and I tripped right beside it. So not only did I
crash into the pole, but I also tripped over it when I stumbled back. Guess my
sister had won that round!!!
*One time I walked
into Starbucks really happy, because my mom was actually being cool for once.
We went to the counter and she ordered a pumpkin latte. Yum! Then the lady at
the counter asked what name she should put on the cup, and my mom responded
"Primrose Everdeen." Never mind what I said about the cool thing. My
mom is a nerd. She told me that she would take the latte and give it to my
younger brother if I didn't reply when the coffee was ready with the phrase,
"I volunteer as tribute." It would have been fine except for the lady
who called it out struggled to pronounce "Primrose Everdeen" and
obviously didn't know what it meant. I muttered, "I volunteer as
tribute" and turned bright red as all the businessmen in there for coffee
stared at me.
*Sit down folks and enjoy
my story. There will be no bathroom breaks so please, go now so what happened
to me won’t happen to you! So, when I was five, my mom and I were with my grandma
looking at model houses in Florida, because she was going to move. I REALLY had
to go to the bathroom. Not just like "Oh I can hold it" but like
"IF I DON'T GO NOW I WILL PEE ON YOU!" So we ask the lady who was
renting the house where the bathrooms were,
and she told us (the modeling houses in
Florida used to screw down the toilet lids so no one would use them. Keep that
in mind as I tell my story.). We then went to a bathroom, and I’m doing my
little dance so I won’t pee myself and guess what!! It's was the WRONG
bathroom!!!! So we spent like 10 minutes trying to open the darn thing and I
ended up peeing on the floor. Yes, a little 5-year-old girl peed on the floor then
the lady got REALLY mad and kicked us out! How rude! I ended up wearing my
grandpa’s shirt home.
*Once I went to a
restaurant with my dad, and the most embarrassing thing happened. So my dad got
in line while I went to the bathroom. When I got back, I realized I wanted
extra fries with my order. I walked to the line and saw a man wearing a similar
shirt that looked A LOT like my dad. I tapped on his shoulder and said “Hey Dad.
Can you order me extra fries?” He looked
at me kind of funny after that and when I realized that he wasn’t actually my Dad,
I laughed nervously and scooted away. I finally found my actual dad and said
“So, dad. Can I get some extra fries?” then told him what happened.
*A couple of years
ago, I was bun-busting behind a boat at camp, nothing special. Then I was
whiplashed off the tube by the driver (my really hot counselor). That would
have been totally fine and a lot of fun, if my bathing suit bottoms had been held
together by something other than plastic circles! One of the circles on my
bottoms broke, so I had to hold my bottoms up and yell “Hey guys! My bottoms
broke!!!” Luckily all the campers on the boat were girls, so it was hilarious,
and I ended up laughing at myself because it was so funny. The thing that made
it embarrassing was my muy caliente (‘very hot’ in Spanish) counselor aka: boat
driver. But other than that, it was actually really funny for me too, and I
discovered that swimming in Nike shorts is really fun, because I had to wear my
shorts for the rest of the day!
Here’s an embarrassing moment from an
adult:
*Once I had a business meeting at a restaurant on an outside
patio. The tables on the patio happened
to be right near a three inch drop-off. As I was sitting down, I didn’t notice my
chair leg was off the edge, and when I leaned back, I flipped over with my legs
sticking straight up in the air and my skirt upside down, showing my panties.
The businessmen just stared at me for what seemed like forever with their
mouths wide open. Finally my business partner came to help me up, and I tried
to quickly move on with the meeting.
We all have moments
like these, and sometimes sharing them with others is a great way to have a good
laugh. No matter what happens, it’s not the end of the world! Each of us has
something fun and unique that makes us special. So if something ever happens to
you that never meant to happen, don’t worry! It’ll be more enjoyable to think
back on in the future!